Friday, May 14, 2010

Who are You and What am I Doing Here?

I was born in McCain Pond in the Vietnams, otherwise known as Truc Bach Lake in 19XX [redacted].

Hrmm, let's see.... I had ten thousand brothers and sisters and I did not know my mother and father at all.  Many of my brothers and sisters became nail salon workers and I went to Secretary's School in the Switzerland  

It was there I learned the proper details of the etiquettes and finishing school and the typing.  Social graces, you know!  I summered in Paris and developed a habit for the Chanels, but I don't like The France too too much because they like to eat the frog's legs there.  My legs are fine I know, but not tasty so stay away!  Near the end of the Secretary's school I met my oldest and dearest friend Bruno, who was chief of security there.   I will tell you more about him (a 65 million year old British dinosaur)  later.  But after I came over to the Americas, Bruno too came to follow. I worked for Dr. Hugo the noted bear psychologist and that's how I met Vic M. Monkey, the monkey who would become my spouse!

But that is another story I will have to write about for you.  Let's say for now , I have a very good life here and I am a lucky frog. Fabulous frog mind you, but fortunate!

<- This is me in the first class aboard the Virgins Americas.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

My Life: By Secretary Monkey-Frog, A Chidren's Tales For the Adults. Oh Yes!

The Bee's Nees of the San Francisco's high society asked yours truly to write a blog.  "Oh delightful," I thought aloud. "I shall call it The Frog's Blog."  Do you like this? Excuse me? Hello? 

Anyway, I'm just a small town frog in a grown up world...  No, wait a minute that is not correct.  Let me start over!

My name is Secretary Monkey-Frog (formerly Frog).  I am married to Vic Monkey, the oldest of three monkey brothers  - Vic, Ric and Mic - more on them laters, stand by please.  Together, we live with our child Pat Monkey-Frog (we don't know what gender little Pattie is yet, but we will tell you when we do) and our extended family and hired help with Kevin Monkey-Frog in the Sunsets and, on the occassions, with Jonathan Monkey-Frog in the One Rincon Hills. 

We have a very charmed life indeed, and this Frog's Blogs will tell you what we are up to. We hope you enjoy!

xoxo

Secretary Monkey-Frog

<- me and my families.